Wouldn't that format be integrated with the old game versions found here?
When I was 17 the earliest I got back home from college was 11.30pm. And I'm not even a party type guy, it's just that my classes always ended really late!
Would you say it was even a bit shorter than expected?
Vert very nice. Parabéns! 
At fifteen minute intervals, get up from your seat, walk towards a randomly selected passenger (idealy someone who's asleep), poke them on the shoulder until you get their attention and gently ask them if they've seen your pet lizard, because you're 99% sure it ran in their direction.
Go back to your seat, lather, rinse, repeat.
Yes, you should cut down on the swearing. McDonald's doesn't like potty mouthed employees.
That's nice. When I was in high-school the biggest thing I did was install cracked versions on Race 07 in all the school PCs.
I like that job. I think I'll start looking a for a position next month.
Very nice. Shame no body fat = no tits, but hey, maybe you can get her to stop swimming for you.
Congratulations!Is that that girl?
I do mostly office-related work for a local branch of the São Paulo State Prosecutors' Office. It's located in a really poor town, so most of the time I'll be hearing people confess or denounce the sorts of crimes you won't find in any Law & Order episode.
I do earn relatively well (especially compared to other 20-somethings college dropouts), about R$4100 before tax, R$3500 after discounts (US$1770, £1130), a third of which goes to the rent, and another third to pay the loan I got at the bank to buy an used car. The rest's used to pay house expenses, US$ 80 for the cable, US$ 100 for the phone + ADSL bill, about $150 in food.
I do earn relatively well (especially compared to other 20-somethings college dropouts), about R$4100 before tax, R$3500 after discounts (US$1770, £1130), a third of which goes to the rent, and another third to pay the loan I got at the bank to buy an used car. The rest's used to pay house expenses, US$ 80 for the cable, US$ 100 for the phone + ADSL bill, about $150 in food.
Does that mean we'd have to pay for her services while she was stil seeing you?
Well, I for one couldn't get past the swapping lanes at practice thing.
From my relatively limited experience, I'm pretty sure this isn't a frienzone issue, Rappa. More likely, she seems to be afraid of getting a no from you and ending whatever friendship you have - and from all the drunk calls you mention, you probably mean something to her, and you seem afraid of taking the initiative and getting stuck in friendzone hell. Just remove your emotional barriers and go for it. You're already used to seeing eachother half-naked anyway, there's only a short way to go now.
Something from GrandAM
It's fast, it's blue, it's bloody hard to get all the lines right.
That's got Bloodhound Gang written all over it.
Which artist was responsible for that lyrical masterpiece?
Which artist was responsible for that lyrical masterpiece?
When I say 'opposite sex', I mean the one which is opposed to mine, not the sex which is opposed the that girl's one. All that sex got me confused now.
Congratulations, Sir. Just the type of girl next door looks I find utmost enjoyable in the opposite sex.
Question: had you been bonking her when this picture was taken, would it be accurate to class that as safe sex?
Onna day Imma going to Malta to bigga hotel
In the morning I go downa to eat breakfast,
I tell the waitress I want two pieces of toast,
She brings me only one piece,
I tell her I want two piece,
She sais: "go to the toilet",
I say: "you nounderstand",
I wanna piece on my plate,
she says: "you better not piss on your plate you son of a bitch",
I dont even know the lady and she calls me a son of a bitch
I don't need this shit!!
Later, I go to eata at the bigga restaurant,
the waitress brings me a spoon and a knive,
but no fork,
I tell her i wanted a fork,
she tella me everyone wanna ****,
i tell: "you dont understand,
I wanna fork on my table",
she says: "you better not **** on the table you son of a bitch",
I dont even know the lady and she calls me a son of a bitch
I dont need this shit!
So I go back to my room in a hotel,
and there are no sheets on the bed,
call the manager and telling him I wanna a sheet,
he tella me go to the toilet,
I say: "you dont understand,
I wanna sheet on my bed",
he says: "you better not shit on my bed you son of a bitch",
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk says 'peace on you',
I say 'piss on you too you son of a bitch, Im going back to Italia, arrivederci.
In the morning I go downa to eat breakfast,
I tell the waitress I want two pieces of toast,
She brings me only one piece,
I tell her I want two piece,
She sais: "go to the toilet",
I say: "you nounderstand",
I wanna piece on my plate,
she says: "you better not piss on your plate you son of a bitch",
I dont even know the lady and she calls me a son of a bitch
I don't need this shit!!
Later, I go to eata at the bigga restaurant,
the waitress brings me a spoon and a knive,
but no fork,
I tell her i wanted a fork,
she tella me everyone wanna ****,
i tell: "you dont understand,
I wanna fork on my table",
she says: "you better not **** on the table you son of a bitch",
I dont even know the lady and she calls me a son of a bitch
I dont need this shit!
So I go back to my room in a hotel,
and there are no sheets on the bed,
call the manager and telling him I wanna a sheet,
he tella me go to the toilet,
I say: "you dont understand,
I wanna sheet on my bed",
he says: "you better not shit on my bed you son of a bitch",
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk says 'peace on you',
I say 'piss on you too you son of a bitch, Im going back to Italia, arrivederci.
Yea....two races in Detroit, woohoo!!:tombstone
Some people that visit this forum would even call it intellectual property theft... :juggle:
Of course you can, but that's why we're here, to help you do the right thing. No use flogging a dead horse, so you might as well flog someone else instead.
When you inevitably breakup with your current girlfriend (or, more likely, the other way round), you'll want a Random Rave Girl to help you drown your sorrow and bounce back. These girls are like the Columbus hockey team, always nice to get your morale back up after a disheartening loss.
The way you're going, you'll end up with no GF nor a booty call. :nol2:
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Random. Rave. Girl. That's like rhyming slang for Free Sex Anytime. Why are you deleting her?!?!?!!
A heads up for anyone that got that 6-months-free Cadillac deal - you're about to get charged for an automatic six-month renewal (try explaining those 60 extra bucks in your dad's credit card bill using that excuse and see where it will get you). Cancel your subscription while you can. :dogrun:
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